Let's do it in the butt, okay!

[nenya_kanadka]

Today I Learned that "What What In The Butt" is an actual song? I'm not sure how I missed that it wasn't just a random meme.

(There are so many memes and cultural moments whose sources are lost in the mists of time--from the perspective of someone who grew up under a rock on Mars--that sometimes I just shrug my shoulders and roll with it, hey.)

But muccamukk dug it up and showed it to me over waffles just now and I am charmed as fuck. This is genuinely the most wholesome, adorable, hilarious song about buttsex ever. He just wants to clarify what's being proposed! He would like it very much but he just wants to be clear on *what* is going in the butt. Also he's a total cutie. There are roses! And flirty eyebrows! He's a delicate flower! (Who knows what he wants!)

Watch on YouTube

I love humanity. Boom de yada.

Comments

[marthawells]

ROFL I hadn't seen that before either and now I am dead.

[sovay]

Today I Learned that "What What In The Butt" is an actual song? I'm not sure how I missed that it wasn't just a random meme.

I'd never encountered it as a meme! Thank you for this entire post.

[seascribble]

2007, a purer time.

[ellenmillion]

WHAT WHAT DID I JUST WATCH! (I loved it)

[lunabee34]

Your delight is delightful.

[dhampyresa]

This is delightful! The "WHAT WHAT" on the trouser butt!

[nenya_kanadka]

I had somehow osmosed that the source of the phrase was either homophobic or rapey, and it turns out to be the opposite of that! Delight is a good word. 😁

[nenya_kanadka]

MY EXACT RESPONSE 😂🤣😍

[nenya_kanadka]

THIS is the kind of purity I'm here for! 💕

[nenya_kanadka]

I just remember hearing the phrase and assuming it referred to something from, idk, a talk show or sitcom or something. And guessing it was some dude taking umbrage at the idea that someone might want to put what in his where?!

But no. 😆💕

[nenya_kanadka]

Heeeee. Mucca says it was pretty common in some parts of Stargate fandom back in the day, though I wouldn't know. Clearly, it didn't spread far enough! 😆

[nenya_kanadka]

YES

😍🤣

[sylvaine]

Heee, oh man, blast from the past! It occupies the same mental space for me as Tomboy's OK2BGAY as "one of those songs from when I was inexpertly scouring youtube for anything remotely queer". They both still give me a little second-hand embarrassment but nevertheless I'm still so very fond of them.

[nenya_kanadka]

Awww. I know those feelings! I'm glad to have given you some nostalgia. 😍💕💕